Things to do to keep your job

by Romelo Jimenez Itong
www.ROMELO.com

Hopping from one job to the other. Here are some helpful tips that might help you retain your job longer.

1. Avoid coming to work early. Coming to work early creates suspicion from malicious minds that you are doing things other than your work.

2. Work very, very slowly. Infact take your time. Do not finish projects ahead of schedule. Finishing very much ahead will leave you with nothing to do. This will open a window where your peers or co-workers accuse you of doing nothing and wasting time.

3. Never ask for additional tasks. If you finished a task early pretend that you are still working on it or on other things. Asking for more work might anger some of your peers or co-workers because you're making them look bad and they don't want to look bad eventhough it's true.

4. Only accept work that falls under your job description. Accepting work beyond your job description will open a door that your managers can use to abuse you.

5. Never suggest improvements. Keep your ideas to yourself. Your peers might see it negatively and they might get back at you. They want all good ideas to come from them not you. So that they won't loose favor from the boss.

6. Never work beyond your hours. They might percieve this as stealing company time eventhough you're working hard on something important.

7. Never give your company or bosses favors. If asked to stay and work overtime, just decline. They may say they appreciate your hard work but that ain't true.

8. Never smile back when your boss smiles at you because his mind is pondering ways to terminate you.

9. Never report a co-worker who have done you wrong, especially those that are kiss ass and are close to the boss. Why? It is just a waste of time. Your boss won't take notice of it.

10. Never trust anybody. Especially those people who wears glasses and sit besides you. You'll never know when they'll have the opportunity to print some documents right of your machine and use it as evidence against you.

Follow this rules and you're boss will keep you longer and not fire you.